Heart Attacks and the Libation Station – Ep. 13

Posted on 10 September, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

The internet planned a cool, fun Ikea Hide-And-Seek game but the cops were boring. Artificial Intelligence knows when you’re going to have a heart attack, and you can too! Maybe! And raccoons in Ontario have been hitting the sauce, but they’re being denied suitable social services to help with their addictions.

Ikea Hide-And-Seek Game

Scotland Yard

The Ikea Labyrinth was a Fake Story, but Here

Medical AI can Predict Heart Attacks

Boris Island

Gattaca is on Amazon Prime Video and Zac was right, the main character is going to space! But to Titan, not the moon.

Raccoons Going Hard on the Booze

Brazilian Parrots are Facing an Opioid Crisis

Space, Police, and Space Police – Ep. 12

Posted on 17 August, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

The best Jedi is coming back to the small screen, Saskatchewan RCMP are actually doing their gotdamn jobs, and aliens are trying to tell us something and at least we know it’s happening.

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Ewen McGregor to Reprise his Role as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Melville RCMP Take No Shit

Mysterious Radio Bursts Found by Canadian Astronomers

17776

Map of the Milky Way

Satirical Articles

Canadian Politics and Too Much Anime – Ep. 11

Posted on 11 August, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

An old Viking hall found in Scotland, the Canadian Green Party has an idea for getting Oil & Gas workers to support renewables, a marathon runner is wholesome, and Papa John’s got your back.

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Viking Hall in Scotland

The Video of the Archaeological Dig (there was just one)

We Can’t Find the Subreddit for Abandoned Minecraft Servers

Green Party’s Plan to Transition Oil & Gas Workers to Renewables

Canada’s House of Commons

Canadian Jacqueline Gareau forgives Rosie Ruiz for cheating her at the Boston Marathon

Yowamushi Pedal Manga

The Best Headline / Article Poll on Twitter!

Pawn gets Critical Hit in Chess Match
A bear somehow fell onto a moving Police car, then things got really weird
Toronto man steals his own bike back after it goes missing at GO station

Family Sends Pizza Delivery Man to Check on Grandma After Hurricane

Cool Motorcycle Stuff

Girls Rock – Ep. 10

Posted on 3 August, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

This week we have a special guest and talk about a cool international non-profit that a few of the Forest Friends are involved with! We had the weird issue near the end with some random skipping of a second or so at a time and also we sit on leather couches while recording so sorry for the shifting around noises.

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Girls Rock instagram twitter facebook

Girls Rock Camp Alliance

Jessica twitter instagram

Satirical News Article of the Week

New Tampax High-Speed Applicator Able To Launch Tampons Into Vagina At 500 MPH

Best Headline of the Week

Woman orders food, tells server ‘this one’s on God’ before fleeing: cops

The Songs

Demon Hour

Heartbreakers

Opposite of Silence

Poison Apples

The Ice Bombs

UFO

The Nasty Voice Actor Lobby – Ep. 9

Posted on 27 July, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

An unreasonably long cold open with no useful or entertaining information, floating, automatic garbage cans in Toronto, a nasty voice actor being very bad and getting kicked from Fire Emblem, and lobbies.

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Guys, look at this little bear

Zac’s Twitter

Minecraft is Officially More Popular than Fortnite, Again

Breaking the Neopets Currency System (I think it’s from this podcast?)

Sea Bins in Toronto

Sarcan is a Saskatchewan Thing

Niosi is Ni(asty)

Spinal Nanotechnology and a Groovy Cockatoo – Ep. 8

Posted on 13 July, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

Kodak brought photography to the masses, scientists are working with nanotechnology to help fix spinal injuries, the Canadian government is paying queer employees back for wrongdoings from the past, and a cockatoo does good dance moves.

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The History of Kodak

Zuckerberg in Congress. “Smiling”.

University of Michigan Researchers Develop Nanotech “Epi-Pen”

Mars Bars Never Had Peanuts

Metric Prefixes

Further Reading: The Case Against Perfection

Canadian Government Compensates Queer Government Workers for Discrimination

United Nations Concerns Regarding Canada’s Indigenous Communities

Bizarre Borders 1 2

Dancing Cockatoo

Best Headline of the Week

Please Don’t Use A Case Of Beer As A Toddler Car Seat: Ontario Cops

Satirical News Articles

5. Leave Means Leave, Says Boris Johnson’s Girlfriend
4. Paul Ryan Lauded for Inspiring Millions of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards to Take On Leadership Roles
3. Study Find Cycling Healthiest Way to Get Hit By a Car
2. I Don’t Care What UK Ambassador Thinks About Me Says Dick Who Won’t Shut Up About It
1. Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives of Deployed Soldiers

Miss Virginia and Plastic Gasoline – Ep. 7

Posted on 6 July, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

Camille Schrier, the new Miss Virginia, is an inspirational figure. A group call Project Reconciliation is working on purchasing the Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion in an effort to bring control back to Canadian First Nations. Professor Satish Kumar recycles end-life plastic into gasoline. Also, some new segments for trial!

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Miss Virginia’s Explosive Victory

Discount Dutch Store is Coming to Canada to Take All Your Money

Muji

Western Canadian First Nations Group Making Bid to Purchase Trans Mountain Pipeline Also Another Article from CTV

Satirical News Articles

Professor Satish Kumar Develops Plastic Pyrolysis, a Method of Converting End-Life Plastic to Petroleum Fuel

Infantile Donald Trump Balloon

Jack Nicholson Joker: “He Stole My Balloons!”

Bird Mafia and Bee Unions – Ep. 6

Posted on 29 June, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

Birds are being loyal, alligators are being ethical, enzymes are speeding up the recycling of plastics, and uber drivers want better treatment.

Drug parrot (is a very good boy) — the Guardian

The Brazilian Article — Globo Brazil

Lexy’s News About PET Melting Enzymes — Popsci.com

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime

Toronto’s Uber Drivers Unionize — PressProgress

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Cetaceans Needed – Ep. 5

Posted on 22 June, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

A newly developed fibre that behaves like the best parts of metal and elastics, robotic limbs that don’t require brain implants, and the threat of a dolphin uprising. Oh dear.

Editor’s Note: there appear to have been a few issues with the recording starting in the final quarter of the episode, so there are some weird skips and jumps. Sorry.

New Material Developed as Flexible as Elastic but as Tough as Steel

Boston Dynamics Robots

The One Where Harrison Ford Holds a Gun and Mumbles the whole movie

Video for the Elastic Steel

Non-Invasive Mind-Controlled Robotic Arm

Hot Dog Ketchup Video

Simone Gietch’s Truckla

Cetaceans Freed from Captivity

Japanese Bees / Wasps

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