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Bambi brings the news of a blockage at the Regina zoo airport, the United States pulling out, the RCMP having a racism problem, the stock market having it rough, and Edmonton’s solution to homelessness. This week’s good news is that Fennec Foxes are going to kill us all, directly or otherwise, but is that really so wrong?

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A Fluffle of Rabbits Blockades the Regina Airport

Pygmy Rabbit

United States to Pull Out of Afghanistan

The RCMP Has Racists but They’re… Working on it?

The Stock Market is Doing Poorly and Coronavirus is to Blame

VIDEO Edmonton Works on Solving Homelessness

Mazlow’s Hierarchy of Needs

Fennec Foxes

Scout the Loud Fennec Fox

Ogre-Faced Spider

Satirical Articles

Men scramble to find a personality after CDC suggests shaving beard to stop coronavirus

‘I Like This Candidate Now And Will Vote For Him,’ Says Area Man After Having To Watch 12th Bloomberg Ad In Single Day

I Have as Much Right as the B-52’s to Sing Loudly in Public About My Homemade Fuck-Shed

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Bambi, Arthur, Hiraen, and Adair have come together to talk about the week’s good news. Adair presents the fabricated voice of a long-dead Egyptian priest, Hiraen tells about the ancient Roman whose brain was turned into glass during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, and Bambi shares the episode of The Nature of Things featuring a nearly-perfectly preserved Borealopelta. After discussing this week’s satirical articles, Arthur brings to the table a state enacting policies that are long obsolete. Everyone is very critical of people who try to stigmatize sex and sexuality.

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The Mummy Speaks! Hear Sounds From the Voice of an Ancient Egyptian Priest – New York Times

The Utterance Robot

Mount Vesuvius eruption: Extreme heat ‘turned man’s brain to glass’ — BBC News

What is the Ring of Fire?

The Nature of Things: Dinosaur Cold Case — CBC

No, you don’t get to see Bambi’s notes

Spielberg Posing with ‘Dead’ Triceratops

Skeleton Smash GIF

Utah governor halts free condom program over ‘use of sexual innuendo’ – The Hill

Satirical Articles

Trump Defense Team Scrambling to Find Example of Law Trump Did Not Break — The New Yorker

Man Tuning Guitar Also Scoring True Crime Podcast — The Hard Times

Is America Ready for Legalized Shrooms? This Psychologist Made of Bees Says “Yes” — The Hard Times

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Arthur tells us about the USA planning to legalize weed, Hiraen talks about new anti-stick toilets being developed, and Bambi wants you to know that you don’t need to concern yourself with other peoples’ dietary choices. Jackie also mentions that Saskatoon will soon have a safe-injection site.

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The United States Plans to Federally Change Regulations on Marijuana

How the United States Congress Works

Saskatoon Safe Injection Siteis almost ready to open

Engineers at Penn State Develop Non-Stick Toilets

Bristol Stool Chart

Poop Knife Story on Reddit

You don’t have to care about what other people are eating.

A&W’s Chicken Guarantee

A&W’s Beef: Raised without Added Hormones or Steroids

Pineview Farms

Superbug Resistant to Last Resort Antibiotic Arises in China

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Adair shows us the cuteness of prehistoric baby bottles, Wade makes us all bummed out about the potential for law enforcement to continue to overextend its reach, and Jackie brings a great Halloween trope in Japan. Bambi also brings Bambi’s Bits, a bunch of small pieces of good news to be discussed. This week’s bits: MCR, Hella Mega Tour, RAtM, The Witcher, The Outer Worlds, and The Adventure Zone.

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Cute Prehistoric Baby Bottles

Flint Knapping

Russian Cursive

Article about Crimer

Crimer

Minority Report

Survivorship Bias

Bambi’s Bits

Everyday Situation Costumes

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Hiraen tells us about the development of more affordable violin strings that are also a handy murder tool and Bambi talks about the persistent dream of celebrity that we all hold so close. Special Guest Host Ood Gallifrey from Occultae Veritatus brings the discovery of Exoplanets and the hope for more and better life.

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Violin Strings Link 1 Link 2

Jacob Sheep

Amati, Stradivarius, and Guarneri are old violin makers

The pancakes were wonderful

Bambi’s Tweet about a Song

Not the Glockenspiel

Gunslinger Girl

Speaking to the Oracle

Exoplanet Timeline

Vexillology Subreddit

The Most Recent Exoplanet (K2-18b)

Winnie Ewing Reconvenes Scottish Parliament

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Lego is trying out a lego recycling program (cleaning them and reusing them), Bambi and Hiraen discuss plastics straws and alcohol, and the Canadian Election is almost over, which is good I guess.

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Lego Recycling Program

Coupe Glass

Yuri Plisetsky

Whiskey Sour

A Very Brief Guide to the Government of Canada

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Cleaners in the wrong house, Lush Cosmetics trying to be accountable in their capitalism, and Alienstock happened! Also, Bambi is sick. Sorry.

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Nova Scotia Residents Pleasantly Surprised by Non-Robbers

What3Words and they’re broken down to 3m x 3m squares

Lush Closes 900 Stores for Half-Days in Support of Climate Strikes

UN Climate Action Summit 2019

Alienstock

Water Found on Potentially Habitable Planet

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The internet planned a cool, fun Ikea Hide-And-Seek game but the cops were boring. Artificial Intelligence knows when you’re going to have a heart attack, and you can too! Maybe! And raccoons in Ontario have been hitting the sauce, but they’re being denied suitable social services to help with their addictions.

Ikea Hide-And-Seek Game

Scotland Yard

The Ikea Labyrinth was a Fake Story, but Here

Medical AI can Predict Heart Attacks

Boris Island

Gattaca is on Amazon Prime Video and Zac was right, the main character is going to space! But to Titan, not the moon.

Raccoons Going Hard on the Booze

Brazilian Parrots are Facing an Opioid Crisis

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The best Jedi is coming back to the small screen, Saskatchewan RCMP are actually doing their gotdamn jobs, and aliens are trying to tell us something and at least we know it’s happening.

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Ewen McGregor to Reprise his Role as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Melville RCMP Take No Shit

Mysterious Radio Bursts Found by Canadian Astronomers

17776

Map of the Milky Way

Satirical Articles

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An old Viking hall found in Scotland, the Canadian Green Party has an idea for getting Oil & Gas workers to support renewables, a marathon runner is wholesome, and Papa John’s got your back.

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Viking Hall in Scotland

The Video of the Archaeological Dig (there was just one)

We Can’t Find the Subreddit for Abandoned Minecraft Servers

Green Party’s Plan to Transition Oil & Gas Workers to Renewables

Canada’s House of Commons

Canadian Jacqueline Gareau forgives Rosie Ruiz for cheating her at the Boston Marathon

Yowamushi Pedal Manga

The Best Headline / Article Poll on Twitter!

  • Pawn gets Critical Hit in Chess Match
  • A bear somehow fell onto a moving Police car, then things got really weird
  • Toronto man steals his own bike back after it goes missing at GO station

Family Sends Pizza Delivery Man to Check on Grandma After Hurricane

Cool Motorcycle Stuff