Heart Attacks and the Libation Station – Ep. 13

Posted on 10 September, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

The internet planned a cool, fun Ikea Hide-And-Seek game but the cops were boring. Artificial Intelligence knows when you’re going to have a heart attack, and you can too! Maybe! And raccoons in Ontario have been hitting the sauce, but they’re being denied suitable social services to help with their addictions.

Ikea Hide-And-Seek Game

Scotland Yard

The Ikea Labyrinth was a Fake Story, but Here

Medical AI can Predict Heart Attacks

Boris Island

Gattaca is on Amazon Prime Video and Zac was right, the main character is going to space! But to Titan, not the moon.

Raccoons Going Hard on the Booze

Brazilian Parrots are Facing an Opioid Crisis

Space, Police, and Space Police – Ep. 12

Posted on 17 August, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

The best Jedi is coming back to the small screen, Saskatchewan RCMP are actually doing their gotdamn jobs, and aliens are trying to tell us something and at least we know it’s happening.

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Ewen McGregor to Reprise his Role as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Melville RCMP Take No Shit

Mysterious Radio Bursts Found by Canadian Astronomers

17776

Map of the Milky Way

Satirical Articles

Canadian Politics and Too Much Anime – Ep. 11

Posted on 11 August, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

An old Viking hall found in Scotland, the Canadian Green Party has an idea for getting Oil & Gas workers to support renewables, a marathon runner is wholesome, and Papa John’s got your back.

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Viking Hall in Scotland

The Video of the Archaeological Dig (there was just one)

We Can’t Find the Subreddit for Abandoned Minecraft Servers

Green Party’s Plan to Transition Oil & Gas Workers to Renewables

Canada’s House of Commons

Canadian Jacqueline Gareau forgives Rosie Ruiz for cheating her at the Boston Marathon

Yowamushi Pedal Manga

The Best Headline / Article Poll on Twitter!

Pawn gets Critical Hit in Chess Match
A bear somehow fell onto a moving Police car, then things got really weird
Toronto man steals his own bike back after it goes missing at GO station

Family Sends Pizza Delivery Man to Check on Grandma After Hurricane

Cool Motorcycle Stuff

The Nasty Voice Actor Lobby – Ep. 9

Posted on 27 July, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

An unreasonably long cold open with no useful or entertaining information, floating, automatic garbage cans in Toronto, a nasty voice actor being very bad and getting kicked from Fire Emblem, and lobbies.

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Guys, look at this little bear

Zac’s Twitter

Minecraft is Officially More Popular than Fortnite, Again

Breaking the Neopets Currency System (I think it’s from this podcast?)

Sea Bins in Toronto

Sarcan is a Saskatchewan Thing

Niosi is Ni(asty)

Bird Mafia and Bee Unions – Ep. 6

Posted on 29 June, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

Birds are being loyal, alligators are being ethical, enzymes are speeding up the recycling of plastics, and uber drivers want better treatment.

Drug parrot (is a very good boy) — the Guardian

The Brazilian Article — Globo Brazil

Lexy’s News About PET Melting Enzymes — Popsci.com

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime

Toronto’s Uber Drivers Unionize — PressProgress

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Cetaceans Needed – Ep. 5

Posted on 22 June, 20194 February, 2020 by Bambi

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Show Notes

A newly developed fibre that behaves like the best parts of metal and elastics, robotic limbs that don’t require brain implants, and the threat of a dolphin uprising. Oh dear.

Editor’s Note: there appear to have been a few issues with the recording starting in the final quarter of the episode, so there are some weird skips and jumps. Sorry.

New Material Developed as Flexible as Elastic but as Tough as Steel

Boston Dynamics Robots

The One Where Harrison Ford Holds a Gun and Mumbles the whole movie

Video for the Elastic Steel

Non-Invasive Mind-Controlled Robotic Arm

Hot Dog Ketchup Video

Simone Gietch’s Truckla

Cetaceans Freed from Captivity

Japanese Bees / Wasps

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