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Bambi brings the news of a blockage at the Regina zoo airport, the United States pulling out, the RCMP having a racism problem, the stock market having it rough, and Edmonton’s solution to homelessness. This week’s good news is that Fennec Foxes are going to kill us all, directly or otherwise, but is that really so wrong?

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A Fluffle of Rabbits Blockades the Regina Airport

Pygmy Rabbit

United States to Pull Out of Afghanistan

The RCMP Has Racists but They’re… Working on it?

The Stock Market is Doing Poorly and Coronavirus is to Blame

VIDEO Edmonton Works on Solving Homelessness

Mazlow’s Hierarchy of Needs

Fennec Foxes

Scout the Loud Fennec Fox

Ogre-Faced Spider

Satirical Articles

Men scramble to find a personality after CDC suggests shaving beard to stop coronavirus

‘I Like This Candidate Now And Will Vote For Him,’ Says Area Man After Having To Watch 12th Bloomberg Ad In Single Day

I Have as Much Right as the B-52’s to Sing Loudly in Public About My Homemade Fuck-Shed

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The Good News this week is the there are folks in the U.S. trying to fix their democratic system… by breaking it, kind of. Canadian Conservatives are grouchy about protests, as is the Liberal Party. Honestly, no one is happy in Canada at the moment. We’re sorry.

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National Popular Vote Interstate Compact

Angry Bilbo (image pending)

Samantha B and the Iowa Caucus

The News

Conservative Leader-Candidates are Grouchy

Justin Trudeau Sends in the RCMP

Opinion Article — “Why Canada needs an independent Indigenous human rights commission” (MacLeans)

Also from theStar

Also from the Globe and Mail

But Emissions are Down

Nevada Caucuses Feel the Bern

China has the Spread of COVID-19 Under Control; Others do not

Woke Capitalism Article

Animals Off Ice

Satirical Articles

Frustrated CN execs complain blockades have delayed dozens of oil tanker derailments

Indebted Bombardier sells off its politicians

Aides restrain Trudeau to prevent him resolving Wet’suwet’en blockade with “perfect costume”

We ranked the provinces and tried really hard not to put New Brunswick last

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Arthur, Adair, and Bambi come together to discuss the good news of the week. Arthur is excited that the European Union is telling Apple to Fuck Off, Adair is excited that a shower of dead robots didn’t end the planet, and Bambi is stoked about a successful phone call by a person from Texas.

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Apple is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Map of Power Outlet Types

Good news — satellites on potential collision course missed each other

Graveyard Orbit

Occultae Veritatus Podcast

Basking Shark

Teenager having seizure saved by gamer 5,000 miles away

Desktop Goose

Satirical Articles

Major group project hangs in balance as student calls in sick with “Corona® virus.” – The Projector

El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses – The New Yorker

Nation’s serial killers offended by how sexualized they are in film and television – The Beaverton

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Bambi, Arthur, Hiraen, and Adair have come together to talk about the week’s good news. Adair presents the fabricated voice of a long-dead Egyptian priest, Hiraen tells about the ancient Roman whose brain was turned into glass during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, and Bambi shares the episode of The Nature of Things featuring a nearly-perfectly preserved Borealopelta. After discussing this week’s satirical articles, Arthur brings to the table a state enacting policies that are long obsolete. Everyone is very critical of people who try to stigmatize sex and sexuality.

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The Mummy Speaks! Hear Sounds From the Voice of an Ancient Egyptian Priest – New York Times

The Utterance Robot

Mount Vesuvius eruption: Extreme heat ‘turned man’s brain to glass’ — BBC News

What is the Ring of Fire?

The Nature of Things: Dinosaur Cold Case — CBC

No, you don’t get to see Bambi’s notes

Spielberg Posing with ‘Dead’ Triceratops

Skeleton Smash GIF

Utah governor halts free condom program over ‘use of sexual innuendo’ – The Hill

Satirical Articles

Trump Defense Team Scrambling to Find Example of Law Trump Did Not Break — The New Yorker

Man Tuning Guitar Also Scoring True Crime Podcast — The Hard Times

Is America Ready for Legalized Shrooms? This Psychologist Made of Bees Says “Yes” — The Hard Times

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It’s 2020! Bambi, Arthur, and Archer have gathered to discuss the new year, their methods for collecting news, and some satirical articles. Archer brings the news of a royal departure and Arthur brings the news that yet another former-Soviet country is changing its writing system to the Latin alphabet.

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Arthur’s News List

Bambi’s News List

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Plan to Leave the UK PageSix (for some reason) BBC

There’s a whole website about the UK Royal Family

Angostura Bitters

From what I can tell, Earl is a bit of an outdated title but a Lady who holds an Earldom would be a Countess and would be addressed as Lady [name]

Prince Harry’s Full Name

Satirical News

Werner Egk

Kazakhstan Changing its Alphabet from Cyrillic to Latin

Kazakh Latin Alphabet

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Jackie brings some apps targeted at helping Indigenous peoples retain and renew their culture. Bambi and Arthur fail to pronounce Greek things. Arthur tells about a Humboldt Broncos accident survivor has had a successful surgery to get improved feeling in his legs. Bambi reveals that he has been the person behind the @realhonkgreen Twitter account.

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Siku App

Other Aboriginal Apps

Alphabet

Abjad

Syllabary

effective. Power Bug (Snopes)

effective. Power Bug (Tom Scott YouTube Video)

UK General Election Happened and it sucked.

Humbolt Broncos Player has Successful Experimental Surgery

Honk Green

Satirical Headlines

‘Paw Patrol’ Writers Defend Episode Where German Shepherd Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back

“Wexit Inspired by How Well Brexit is Going”

Ancient Literature as Onion Headlines

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Arthur tells us about the USA planning to legalize weed, Hiraen talks about new anti-stick toilets being developed, and Bambi wants you to know that you don’t need to concern yourself with other peoples’ dietary choices. Jackie also mentions that Saskatoon will soon have a safe-injection site.

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The United States Plans to Federally Change Regulations on Marijuana

How the United States Congress Works

Saskatoon Safe Injection Siteis almost ready to open

Engineers at Penn State Develop Non-Stick Toilets

Bristol Stool Chart

Poop Knife Story on Reddit

You don’t have to care about what other people are eating.

A&W’s Chicken Guarantee

A&W’s Beef: Raised without Added Hormones or Steroids

Pineview Farms

Superbug Resistant to Last Resort Antibiotic Arises in China

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Arthur, a new first-time contributor to the podcast, has come to tell us all about seizing the means of production and genuine economic models alternative to capitalism. Bambi got a package from his favourite indie game developer!

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Communist Party of Canada (Marxist-Leninist) editor’s note: this website looks like it was developed in the 1920s

Communist Manifesto

Metanet Software

Package Opening Video